Thursday, December 26, 2013

Ye Shall Receive

turns out, complaining works! after blogging about the tragedy of my stolen spork:

i received not one:

not two:

but THREE new eating instruments!

now i have a variety of tools i can use at work to shovel food into my gullet, and one at home for all the grapefruit i've been eating there:

the system works!

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Banana Split

it finally happened. i bent over for who knows what reason and i split my skirt:

luckily it was just the liner:

still, doesn't make me feel very good, though!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

They Call Me Mr. Mango

kenzie is a super sleuth and found this delicious chapstick to chew on:

which gives me a reason to post on my other blog!

it is a momentous day!

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

The Plagues March On Part 1

there i was minding my own business:

suddenly, one of the 10 plagues of moses visited itself upon me. guess which one!