Thursday, February 26, 2015

Behind in the Polls

super bad luck. it turns out that i have this luck counter on my blog:

and it's severely outdated:

this means that i either have to manually update it, take it down, or outsource it to someone who is not-me. shall we take a vote?

yes, yes we shall. cast away!

Friday, February 20, 2015

Good and Bad Luck Texas

well, we did it, we high tailed it out of new york and made our way to austin:

no more winter:

no more being packed into the subway:

no more endless staircases when stupid elevators are out of order:

but on the other more hobnobbing with my famous peeps:

no more walking around all of the time and making money off of it:

and no more friends:

i guess it is now time to begin the campaign to move everyone* to austin!

*everyone i like. many people will tell you that the campaign to move everyone in the world to austin is well underway. 

Friday, February 6, 2015

(un)Original Recipe

cabana man and i thought we were being so clever with the naming of our child. we looked at the graphs of popular names:

we consulted the social security office:

and we picked a name that we thought sounded distinguished, but unique:

we did it.



not only that, but even his middle initial is the same:

the worst part is, it was facebook that told me. if i'd done even a basic search before naming this kid, i would have found out the truth.

*don't be crazy, his name isn't really cabana baby. probably.