ok, well, maybe not the entire tooth, but my crown came off as i was thoroughly enjoying something chewy:
and since this was SO SHOCKING and i LITERALLY have nightmares where my teeth fall out, i naturally did the only thing i could do:
eventually--with the help of one richelle roy dds--i was able to get in to my dentist and get it fixed pretty quickly. but not before having an existential crisis:
in conclusion, dreams come true.