Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Ok, Cupid!

i've been feeling sorta bummed about my lack of fame lately. but then i got an obviously clairvoyant email telling me that greater happiness was just around the corner:


i'm so excited! i'm going to be so much happier! AND meet new awesome people*:


i thought things couldn't get better, but then i got this super personal email:


i can meet cool men AND asian beauties? my happiness scale is about to get higher than okcupid could ever imagine. 

we did it?!


*given the facts outlined in these emails, i'm sure cabana man will understand....



Thursday, October 8, 2015

Mystery Post

bonus post! i need help figuring out how to categorize this one....

today, i really had to pee, but i was SO TIRED that when i went to sit down, i panicked and couldn't figure out if i was properly aligned over the toilet:




causing me to readjust at the last minute and nearly fall on the floor:



in the end, it all worked out (good luck, i guess?), but the fact that this happened at all is highly suspect (bad luck??).

thoughts?

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

I'm Lovin' It!

i've come out of hiding for this very important psa: mcdonald's is now serving breakfast all day!
























huzzah!!!

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