Gobble, Gobble

finally! a holiday that's only about eating:

the only bummer is that i was hoping it would snow so that i could roll out my thanksgiving snowstorm name:

maybe next year.... happy thanksgiving!

x Plus y Equals Love

i used to have a spork:

but it wasn't just ANY spork, it was a metal, reusable spork:

and i loved it:

i used it for cereal:

i used it for grapefruit:

i used it for pasta:

and for poking people in the eye:

BUT SOMEONE STOLE IT*

and now i have to use a spoon:

or a fork:

like a chump. 

*or i misplaced it. but i think we already covered that i don't lose things, so that couldn't be it....

The Grand Erinpest Hostel

so, wes anderson has a new movie coming out:

but i'm not in it! in fact, i'm not even in his new short:

       

       

why will not he put me in one of his movies? is it because he just hasn't seen my raw talent yet? you're right. i'll circle back with my demo reel.

iThing Lost

i've actually been really lucky that in all of my travels, i haven't really lost anything.*

so when i got to the airport for an early morning flight recently, imagine my dismay when i realized i'd left my ipad in the hotel:

i knew exactly where, even, but obviously i couldn't go back to there and get it:

i called, they said they would have the housekeeper look out for it, which i'm pretty sure means sell on ebay:

but--miracle of miracles--they mailed it back to me!

and it only cost $45 via ups. expensive toy saved!

*that i know of....