Betrayal, Most Foul

i'll just come out and say it:

I HAVE NO JAYANNA!

and while we're at it, I HAVE NO BROTHER, EITHER!

why? why, you ask?! those jerkwads went to see louis c.k. even though they know about my longstanding feud with him:

and because of their insolence, the entire tristate area will now suffer a crippling blizzard. such is my wrath!

Agua Teen Thirsty Force

this is so sad, i can hardly talk about it, but here it goes....

my favorite water bottle is lost forever:

i now have to use my other water bottle:

the one i hurt my lip on:

and end up dumping water in my face from:

that's if i can even get it open:

and i couldn't POSSIBLY get a replacement water bottle! that was the only one!

i'm sad now.