Jump! Jump!

really awesome, great discovery! by wearing my tights backwards, they double as maternity* stockings:

maybe i'll try it with my other clothes too:

maybe i'll even be the next kriss kross:

!!!!


*s'pose this is a blognouncement that i'm preggers. who knew?

Dream Post 5

i've been having a lot of crazy dreams lately. i blame this on the fact that i can't stop watching scrubs before bedtime:

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so last night i dreamt that the patients at the hospital were all acting crazy, and dr. reed was the only one who could make them feel better:

this was puzzling! it took me all night of fretfully looking through charts:

but i FINALLY figured  out why:

she was giving them morphine to calm them down:

exactly.

having solved the mystery, the episode was over; it ended with the grown up cast members of the facts of life on the couch, singing the theme song....to the facts of life:

roll credits.

The Jeans and I

i got new jeans!

of course, on account of them being so skinny, i can't take them off without a band of horses:

but...they were on sale!

on the other hand, when i finally got them off, they had dyed my legs a nice shade of blue:

but...they were on sale!

we all make compromises in life.

It's Snow or Never

a giant snowstorm gave us two snow days with our mom:

today we dug out the cars:

tremendous exercise:

but, on the other hand, tremendous exercise:

my abs hurt.