Thursday, February 27, 2014

Jump! Jump!

really awesome, great discovery! by wearing my tights backwards, they double as maternity* stockings:



maybe i'll try it with my other clothes too:





maybe i'll even be the next kriss kross:





!!!!


*s'pose this is a blognouncement that i'm preggers. who knew?

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Dream Post 5

i've been having a lot of crazy dreams lately. i blame this on the fact that i can't stop watching scrubs before bedtime:

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so last night i dreamt that the patients at the hospital were all acting crazy, and dr. reed was the only one who could make them feel better:





this was puzzling! it took me all night of fretfully looking through charts:



but i FINALLY figured  out why:



she was giving them morphine to calm them down:




exactly.

having solved the mystery, the episode was over; it ended with the grown up cast members of the facts of life on the couch, singing the theme song....to the facts of life:



roll credits.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

The Jeans and I

i got new jeans!




of course, on account of them being so skinny, i can't take them off without a band of horses:




but...they were on sale!





on the other hand, when i finally got them off, they had dyed my legs a nice shade of blue:



but...they were on sale!




we all make compromises in life.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

It's Snow or Never

a giant snowstorm gave us two snow days with our mom:





today we dug out the cars:







tremendous exercise:





but, on the other hand, tremendous exercise:






my abs hurt.

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