this was a luck so horrifying that it took me months to report it:
it was a dark and...normal night:
cabana baby woke me up, demanding sustenance:
so i went to fix him a bottle. and that's when i saw it...
...the world's biggest mother flippin' cockroach:
and he. was. PISSED that i crashed what i can only imagine was his own personal speakeasy:
anyway, i got cabana man involved, but the critter was so quick! we couldn't get him. it was TRAGIC. but there's a little good to it, as well... kenzie's proclivity toward eating all of the things finally came in handy: