Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Big Bed, the Grown-up Years

we finally got a new bed, which is so big i barely even know if cabana man is in it with me:

unfortunately, i ripped it when unpacking it:

luckily, casper is cool enough to help me with that problem:


Thursday, January 14, 2016

Roach motel

this was a luck so horrifying that it took me months to report it:

here goes....

it was a dark and...normal night:

cabana baby woke me up, demanding sustenance:

so i went to fix him a bottle. and that's when i saw it...

...the world's biggest mother flippin' cockroach:

and he. was. PISSED that i crashed what i can only imagine was his own personal speakeasy:

anyway, i got cabana man involved, but the critter was so quick! we couldn't get him. it was TRAGIC. but there's a little good to it, as well... kenzie's proclivity toward eating all of the things finally came in handy: