The Beans and Cheese Cometh

bad luck! i'm almost out of taco casa burritos:

good luck! i'm going to topeka soon so i can buy enough to fill my giant freezer to the top:

yeah!

Goldmine

this is the big time, elite gold status on american airlines:

i can breeze through security:

i can upgrade my seats:

and i can board before all of you regular suckers:

and all it took was months of traveling to places i didn't want to go! i'll see you losers in 2015 when my status expires.

Thanks for All the Fish

whelp, we had to move away from the palatial estate:

but don't worry! we found a more expensive home...

that's also smaller:

it's such great news!

The Revolution Will Not be Live Streamed

bad luck: my internet was out last week:

i'm sure you TOTALLY noticed that i didn't post.*

good luck: it's back!

bad luck: it's too cold here to feel inspired to write anything.

you're welcome!

*no you didn't, you liar.