Spam Sandwich

one of my favorite authors is now spamming ME:

does that make me some sort of big shot??

Chop Suey

lucky for me, the new knife i bought works really well:

don't worry, i barely managed to avoid going against the manufacturer's cautions:

but in the end i DID avoid it.

Sarah Says: Love Your Mother

this is sarah:

sarah is a totally lovely person, and i am lucky to have her as a friend. however, there is this one thing....sarah is the kind of socially responsible person who has a higher degree in do-gooding:

and because of that, just looking at her stupid, adorable face is forcing me to be a good environmental citizen. so...no more delicious, unsustainable tuna:

but good news! it turns out canned salmon actually works out great AND is relatively sustainable:

we did it!