Gone Phishing

did you know that you can buy this hardly used at all range on the internet for next to nothing?

don't worry about it, it's totally not a scam:

don't worry,  i totally didn't almost fall for it, and it wasn't thanks to mara hermana that i have any money left:

and brother-in-law ryguy obviously didn't fall for a different kind of scam on the same day:

because we are good at the interwebs!

May Day! May Day!

imagine how lucky i felt when i got these:

for may day. super clever of the florist to deliver them late so that i wouldn't get them until monday, thus adding to the surprise of may day.

thanks, papa bear!