Newest Adventures

i've never had worse luck than this. not when amazon was failing me. not when i had scabies. never. what horrible tragedy befell me, you ask? i was this close:

to....JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS!!

i LITERALLY walked through the same doorway as her (opposite directions) at the same time:

why is that so terrible? BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!

some horrible person  who wanted to see me suffer pointed it out to me later.

and now i'll never have that spin-off tv show i've always wanted: