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i used to have a spork:

but it wasn't just ANY spork, it was a metal, reusable spork:

and i loved it:

i used it for cereal:

i used it for grapefruit:

i used it for pasta:

and for poking people in the eye:

BUT SOMEONE STOLE IT*

and now i have to use a spoon:

or a fork:

like a chump. 

*or i misplaced it. but i think we already covered that i don't lose things, so that couldn't be it....