i'll just come out and say it:
I HAVE NO JAYANNA!
and while we're at it, I HAVE NO BROTHER, EITHER!
why? why, you ask?! those jerkwads went to see louis c.k. even though they know about my longstanding feud with him:
and because of their insolence, the entire tristate area will now suffer a crippling blizzard. such is my wrath!