we consulted the social security office:
and we picked a name that we thought sounded distinguished, but unique:
we did it.
THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON NAMED CABANA BABY!*
not only that, but even his middle initial is the same:
the worst part is, it was facebook that told me. if i'd done even a basic search before naming this kid, i would have found out the truth.
*don't be crazy, his name isn't really cabana baby. probably.