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cabana man and i thought we were being so clever with the naming of our child. we looked at the graphs of popular names:

we consulted the social security office:

and we picked a name that we thought sounded distinguished, but unique:

we did it.

except...

THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON NAMED CABANA BABY!*

not only that, but even his middle initial is the same:

the worst part is, it was facebook that told me. if i'd done even a basic search before naming this kid, i would have found out the truth.


*don't be crazy, his name isn't really cabana baby. probably.