bonus post! i need help figuring out how to categorize this one....
today, i really had to pee, but i was SO TIRED that when i went to sit down, i panicked and couldn't figure out if i was properly aligned over the toilet:
causing me to readjust at the last minute and nearly fall on the floor:
in the end, it all worked out (good luck, i guess?), but the fact that this happened at all is highly suspect (bad luck??).