best of all, he gave me a ring with no stone in it, because he knows i'm not a fan of diamonds:
so considerate! i went through all of the possibilities:
not my taste at all! plus, it was too small and squeezed my fatty little finger. but what could i do? i had to wear it. but then, something miraculous happened:
i woke up! yep! lucky for me it was all a dream. just like that tv show dallas that everyone is always talking about and watches still. and now i know how important jewelry is to my subconscious. sparkly!