Cabana...Man?

this is not a drill, people, it's not a drill:

c.b. and i are getting married! i have a ring--as a contractual obligation--to prove it:

given this new turn of events, i think cabana boy is just not the appropriate name for him anymore, and i need your help figuring out a new one. if we want to be annoying, we could go with "my fiance" ala seinfeld:

but we'd just have to change it again the next time our facebook status changes*:

suggestions?


*i don't have a facebook page. but my blog does!