I'm Lovin' It!

i've come out of hiding for this very important psa: mcdonald's is now serving breakfast all day!

huzzah!!!

Chewbacca

and now for some good luck!

i feel sick. 

A Leak in the System

BAD LUCK! i came home to this:

and this:

and this:

made it obvious who it was. 

like i need more of my stuff to be soaked in urine!

Gone Phishing

did you know that you can buy this hardly used at all range on the internet for next to nothing?

don't worry about it, it's totally not a scam:

don't worry,  i totally didn't almost fall for it, and it wasn't thanks to mara hermana that i have any money left:

and brother-in-law ryguy obviously didn't fall for a different kind of scam on the same day:

because we are good at the interwebs!

May Day! May Day!

imagine how lucky i felt when i got these:

for may day. super clever of the florist to deliver them late so that i wouldn't get them until monday, thus adding to the surprise of may day.

thanks, papa bear!

Burning Down the House

oh hey, i didn't see you there. i've been super busy chasing a fat little baby everywhere. why? because now that he won't stop moving ever:

and this is what our floors look like:

i have to constantly make sure he doesn't die. but don't worry, i have worked out a surefire baby proofing method that will keep the baby safe:

until the house burns down....

But I Won't Do That....

good luck: the turkey meatloaf came out great, and totally cooked through:

bad luck: the meat thermometer didn't fare so well:

good luck: cm got me a new one:

and it's digital!!