The Beans and Cheese Cometh

bad luck! i'm almost out of taco casa burritos:

good luck! i'm going to topeka soon so i can buy enough to fill my giant freezer to the top:

yeah!

Goldmine

this is the big time, elite gold status on american airlines:

i can breeze through security:

i can upgrade my seats:

and i can board before all of you regular suckers:

and all it took was months of traveling to places i didn't want to go! i'll see you losers in 2015 when my status expires.

Thanks for All the Fish

whelp, we had to move away from the palatial estate:

but don't worry! we found a more expensive home...

that's also smaller:

it's such great news!

The Revolution Will Not be Live Streamed

bad luck: my internet was out last week:

i'm sure you TOTALLY noticed that i didn't post.*

good luck: it's back!

bad luck: it's too cold here to feel inspired to write anything.

you're welcome!

*no you didn't, you liar.

Ye Shall Receive

turns out, complaining works! after blogging about the tragedy of my stolen spork:

i received not one:

not two:

but THREE new eating instruments!

now i have a variety of tools i can use at work to shovel food into my gullet, and one at home for all the grapefruit i've been eating there:

the system works!

Banana Split

it finally happened. i bent over for who knows what reason and i split my skirt:

luckily it was just the liner:

still, doesn't make me feel very good, though!

They Call Me Mr. Mango

kenzie is a super sleuth and found this delicious chapstick to chew on:

which gives me a reason to post on my other blog!

it is a momentous day!