The Queen has Landed

THIS IS IT! dairy queen has finally made it to the 5 boroughs:

today--following the advice of the interwebs--i went to partake in the grand opening:

however, when we got there, they were emphatically not open*:

there were people inside, though....eating piles of deliciousness while we loitered outside. it was really sad. but the good luck?

it will be open starting on thursday.

*i don't want you to worry; i got my ice cream fix anyway. 

That's MRS. Cabana Boy to You!

i'm finally a complete person:

booyah!

The Airplane Redemption

bad luck, i found myself on a plane again, and one of the flight attendants was being a total jerk to me. but, good luck, the flight had free movies to watch and one of them was shawshank redemption!


so there i was watching the movie and ignoring the bitchy flight attendant:

and along comes this guy:

who taps me on the shoulder:

and asks:

i say:

and he says:

to which i say:

apparently, being pregnant has its advantages!

Baby's Got Back (and Front)

it's happened:

i am now too fat to fit into my jeans:

and if that weren't enough to make me feel bad, i'm also too fat to fit into cb's jeans:

i thought i was going to have to buy some new dresses, but as luck would have it, it turns out i own some:

actually...i own a LOT:

i may never have to buy a dress again!

The Stuff of Actual Nightmares

MY TOOTH FELL OUT!!

ok, well, maybe not the entire tooth, but my crown came off as i was thoroughly enjoying something chewy:

and since this was SO SHOCKING and i LITERALLY have nightmares where my teeth fall out, i naturally did the only thing i could do:

start crying:

eventually--with the help of one richelle roy dds--i was able to get in to my dentist and get it fixed pretty quickly. but not before having an existential crisis:

in conclusion, dreams come true.

Jump! Jump!

really awesome, great discovery! by wearing my tights backwards, they double as maternity* stockings:

maybe i'll try it with my other clothes too:

maybe i'll even be the next kriss kross:

!!!!


*s'pose this is a blognouncement that i'm preggers. who knew?

Dream Post 5

i've been having a lot of crazy dreams lately. i blame this on the fact that i can't stop watching scrubs before bedtime:

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so last night i dreamt that the patients at the hospital were all acting crazy, and dr. reed was the only one who could make them feel better:

this was puzzling! it took me all night of fretfully looking through charts:

but i FINALLY figured  out why:

she was giving them morphine to calm them down:

exactly.

having solved the mystery, the episode was over; it ended with the grown up cast members of the facts of life on the couch, singing the theme song....to the facts of life:

roll credits.