Ye Shall Receive

turns out, complaining works! after blogging about the tragedy of my stolen spork:

i received not one:

not two:

but THREE new eating instruments!

now i have a variety of tools i can use at work to shovel food into my gullet, and one at home for all the grapefruit i've been eating there:

the system works!

Banana Split

it finally happened. i bent over for who knows what reason and i split my skirt:

luckily it was just the liner:

still, doesn't make me feel very good, though!

They Call Me Mr. Mango

kenzie is a super sleuth and found this delicious chapstick to chew on:

which gives me a reason to post on my other blog!

it is a momentous day!

The Plagues March On Part 2

it wasn't locusts:

it was...

river of blood! gross, right?

The Plagues March On Part 1

there i was minding my own business:

suddenly, one of the 10 plagues of moses visited itself upon me. guess which one!

Gobble, Gobble

finally! a holiday that's only about eating:

the only bummer is that i was hoping it would snow so that i could roll out my thanksgiving snowstorm name:

maybe next year.... happy thanksgiving!

x Plus y Equals Love

i used to have a spork:

but it wasn't just ANY spork, it was a metal, reusable spork:

and i loved it:

i used it for cereal:

i used it for grapefruit:

i used it for pasta:

and for poking people in the eye:

BUT SOMEONE STOLE IT*

and now i have to use a spoon:

or a fork:

like a chump. 

*or i misplaced it. but i think we already covered that i don't lose things, so that couldn't be it....