stop the shit out of whatever you're doing because the luckiest thing that's ever happened to ANYONE just happened here tonight right this second. are you ready? are you? are you ready for...
ok, so when my brother and i went to haiti for a month back in aught seven, we fell in love with this cheap and wonderful haitian rhum called pango. it's fruity and delicious, and probably has cocaine in it because it makes you SO HAPPY:
well, we brought back a case each, but eventually, we ran out of that stash. and it turns out that they don't sell pango in the states. i mean, we live in new york and we can't even ever find it here. but somehow, someday, somehow, my sister found it for us:
we are going to get SO HAPPY DRUNK! yeah!!