Your Fly is Down....

today i write about one of those things that at first glance seems like good luck, but later we find out it wasn't at all. yes, i'm of course talking about no pants day:

just like homer, my pants have been chafing me all day, so it was great to find out I could ditch them entirely:

but, alas, i am not in new york, i'm in missouri where there is nary a subway car to ride pants-less in. also, it is SUPER COLD here, and even though i'm as lovely and fattened up as a spring lamb:

i am also super wimpy and could not withstand much cold. I hope it was fun for those brave new yorkers!