(Un)lucky in Lunch

this morning i got into work in time for free hot breakfast. i went ahead and had cereal because it's delicious:

but i DID go to the cafeteria to get some avocado for my favorite snack:

and bad luck! they had guacamole instead of avocado. i can't have avocado on rice cakes with guacamole. that'd be like some perverted version of...well, guacamole with chips, i suppose. i was hugely disappointed, but i figured, lunch brings another meal, and i would rectify this grave awfulness.

but no.

at lunch, i thought i'd try egg salad. on rice cakes. but there was no egg salad!

then i thought, ok, i'll make some tuna salad and sprinkle a little fresh ground pepper on it. but there was no mayonaise or a pepper grinder. i had to use a packet of pepper:

how unlucky is that?

and THEN i poured water all over the table when i tried to get myself a drink. 

i went to clean it up and ended up knocking the whole glass over. water spilled onto my phone (bad luck), but it doesn't seem any more broken than usual (good luck).

plus, then kris had to clean it up because he didn't trust me not to wreak more havoc (great luck).

i won't even MENTION the froyo flavors, as they were so disappointing.

i know. and here you thought YOU had bad luck today....